Thrown by scheming brother into the path of oncoming traffic in vicious attempt to take over the family business.
Hit by a fish tank knocked accidentally from a high window.
Crushed by a panicked mob of Pamplona tourists after bull-charge false-alarm.
Eaten by erudite cannibal.
Disposed of as part of elaborate identity theft.
Shot by politician in unfortunate hunting accident.
Murdered as part of elaborate US government conspiracy to fake first ever Mars landing.
Assassinated in gang-related revenge killing.
Poisoned by several deadly creatures of unknown origin.
Fatally assaulted by drug-crazed former professional snooker player.